The MentaList

To turn my headlights on
To turn my headlights off
To make appointments
Appointments
To call people back
To check voicemail
To eat
To start downloads
To finish laundry after I’ve started it
That I’m cooking
To breathe
To be aware of what I say and who I’m saying it to
Simple mathematics
To mail things out
To stop daydreaming
To write or email people back
That I’m pretending
What I was just about to do
Where I put my chapstick
Why I’m at the store
The plans I’ve made 
That my dreams aren’t real
That I creep people out
That I have the appearance of a 15 year-old
That people can’t read my writing
That people aren’t nice. 
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